Campbell | 19 | British

I like sci-fi and WoW and other games and stuff and I should not be qualified to be a legal adult but here we are.

I am taken by a certain super awesome lady. uwu


My sexual orientation is robots and I track #superstardestroyer




*points at rally icon*


anime trope episodes: the beach episode, the festival episode, the episode where someone doesn’t know how to cook
western cartoon trope episodes: the episode where someone has several copies of themselves made, the episode where inanimate objects come to life, the episode that is a homage to a movie from the 1950s, the episode where someone is shrunk down to microscopic levels and placed inside the body of another person

(Source: benepla)



My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up



My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up



So the supermarket I go to daily decided to plaster all the walls with posters like this one:

and these posters have everything..

there is the “we help old people”:

and the “we are friendly and love our job even if you are hitting on us”:

and the random “look at this shit I made” woman:

and random people who have nothing to do with the store:

and the “okay, please give me back my baby now”:










Shiny Chandelure - [#609]

Requested by whimsibee

Reason I stopped playing pokemon after red/blue versions ^^^
They just take random objects and call them creatures with no real added gameplay content. It’s so lazy. I bet they have a book pokemon and a set of dishes too.

Also excuse you Chandelure will wreck your shit

Thecannibalistictimes lmao.

What a basic bitch.

Get Wrekt Genwunners

On behalf of the office of Dr. Atnovos,

The clinic and all of its staff are writing this open letter to express our deepest apologies for the events that transpired last Tuesday wherein which a terrified and fel corrupted pig managed to break free from the clinic’s operating theater and proceeded to run rampant through the Seat of the Naaru for several minutes. We apologize for the inconvenience the escape caused, the damage done to property and the time and effort required to re-consecrate anything that the pig may have touched.

The clinic staff was conducting an experimental procedure in which we ran blood that was taken from a krokul through the pig’s circulatory system in order to test whether or not the same resistance to fel corruption that exists in some of the sentient Azerothian races also existed in an animal with similar organs.The purpose of the experiment was to ultimately find out whether or not the fel energy present in the krokul could be scrubbed from the body using whatever mechanism in the pig’s that seemed to give it a natural resistance to corruption.

Our theory was, obviously, proven incorrect and we have since discovered that this particular kind of pig is, in fact, susceptible to fel corruption. 

I can personally assure the Triumvirate that the pig was since put down in the most humane, respectful and painless way possible, although that still does in no way make up for the many oversights in procedure that lead to the fate of the pig.

I will try to review Atnovos’s experiment proposals (when he bothers to write them) more carefully in the future to make sure that not only are we planning on experimenting on the correct species but also that the operating theatre is equipped with appropriate amounts of anesthesia and, barring the failure of that, fortified restraints.

May the Light shine on all your days,



(i hope this works. if not, here)


(i hope this works. if not, here)




And if you’re still up at 4 a.m.,

you are in love or lonely,

and I don’t know which one is worse.


im looking up dragon ball z trivia

(Source: absentions)



This is the single greatest RP character I have ever created Horde-side.

Yulon bless