serenading-solitude:

intheskywithdonuts:

laughterkey:

thegreg:

lickystickypickyshe:

Sweet Cheesus!

Click through for recipes.

Holy shit.

With a moment of silence for grilled PB&J.

I’m actually crying.

HOLY MOLY

posted 6 hours ago with 2 notes

Plants fucking terrify me.

I’m not even being funny.

I have always had this weird fear of plants.

It’s honestly why I hate spending time outside.

batfricans:

is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life

jonkakes:

bigcoolscorner:

merauderdon:

givemeinternet:

As close as you will ever be to a nuclear explosion

THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

No thank you.

The columns of smoke in the foreground are telephone poles boiling

jonkakes:

bigcoolscorner:

merauderdon:

givemeinternet:

As close as you will ever be to a nuclear explosion

THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

No thank you.

The columns of smoke in the foreground are telephone poles boiling

samiesan:

super-star-destroyer:

samiesan:

super-star-destroyer:

Remember when we pissed off some human paladins by being stupid space tourists and letting our elekks drink from the holy fountain or whatever?

Ahh I remember this! It was amazing!
Totally ignored the paladins that were trying to get our attention too, it was beautiful!

We ought to roleplay obnoxious space tourists again.

DUDE!
NO..
DUDE!
What we gotta do, is get EVERYONE together, show up one day, all of us around the fountain and just do that. RP space tourists!

*broken common*"This large drinking fountain is convenient, yes?"

samiesan:

super-star-destroyer:

samiesan:

super-star-destroyer:

Remember when we pissed off some human paladins by being stupid space tourists and letting our elekks drink from the holy fountain or whatever?

Ahh I remember this! It was amazing!

Totally ignored the paladins that were trying to get our attention too, it was beautiful!

We ought to roleplay obnoxious space tourists again.

DUDE!

NO..

DUDE!

What we gotta do, is get EVERYONE together, show up one day, all of us around the fountain and just do that. RP space tourists!

*broken common*

"This large drinking fountain is convenient, yes?"

blueandbluer:

CORRECT RESPONSE.

blueandbluer:

CORRECT RESPONSE.

literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

thewicked-eternity